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Author:  Unica [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:04 am ]
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"Blessed are they who can laugh at themselves, for they shall never cease to be amused."
Author:  Unica [ Wed Jun 17, 2009 10:50 am ]
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Intelligent Life
It was a celebratory mood with the boys at NASA -- they had just made the scientific achievement of a lifetime. As they were uncorking a bottle of champagne, the head scientist at NASA asked everyone to be quiet as he was receiving a congratulatory phone call from the President of the United States.

He picked up a special red phone, and spoke into it. "Mr. President," he said with a broad smile on his face, "After twelve years of hard research and billions of dollars spent, we have finally found intelligent life on Mars."

He listened for a second, and his smile gradually disappeared, replaced by a frown. He said, "But that's impossible... we could never do it... yes, Mr. President," and hung up the phone.

He addressed the crowd of scientists staring at him curiously. "I have some bad news," he said, "the President said that now that we've found intelligent life on Mars... he wants us to try to find it in the Congress."
Author:  CaptainKen [ Thu Jun 18, 2009 7:42 am ]
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LOL.. I like that one good joke Unica..lol..
Author:  Elim Garak [ Thu Jun 25, 2009 6:22 pm ]
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Very amusing indeed!
Author:  Unica [ Fri Jul 17, 2009 7:09 pm ]
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What is the chemical formula for water?
Little Johnny's teacher asks, "What is the chemical formula for water?"

Little Johnny replies, "HIJKLMNO"!!

The teacher, puzzled, asks, "What on Earth are you talking about?"

Little Johnny replies, "Yesterday you said it was H to O!"
Author:  Unica [ Sun Aug 16, 2009 12:56 pm ]
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Space Monkeys

NASA decided to send a shuttle into space with two monkeys and an astronaut. They trained them for months. Then when they thought they were ready, they placed all three in the shuttle and got ready to send them up into space.

As the moment came closer NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey One. Initiate!"

At that the first monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle's engines ignited and the shuttle took off.

Two hours later NASA's mission control center announced, "This is mission control to Monkey Two. Initiate!"

At that the second monkey started typing like mad and suddenly the shuttle separated from the empty fuel tanks.

Another two hours later mission control announced, "This is mission control to the astronaut..."

At this the astronaut responded "I know, I know. Feed the monkeys and don't touch anything."
Author:  Dolphin [ Sat Aug 22, 2009 7:14 am ]
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:lol: :lol: that's cute
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